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Thank you for calling the skin care hotline

Thank you for calling the skin care hotline! We understand that products, tools and the complexity of skin can all be confusing. However, we are here to help.

If you have accidentally spilled expensive serum on your counter and need help, press 1.

If you don’t know the proper way to use a product, you can press 2. However, we are sympathetic to your feelings about how it affects your skin.

You may have seen a paid ad for a beauty tool worth $29 that claims to reduce wrinkles, smoothen skin and remove pores.

We can understand why you purchased this tool despite the claims of magic.

Hit 4, if your five-step skincare routine includes anger, denial and negotiation, depression and acceptance / filtering.

If you have ever made a DIY steam facial from boiling pasta water or the dishwasher, we are proud of you.

If you don’t want to feel left out when people are talking about microdermabrasion, jade roller, hyaluronic acid, activated charcoal, snail slime, and other skin care words that aren’t just “soap” press 5 and we’ll get you.

If you’re a man and want to know if the dog shampoo can be used as a facial wash, then hang up.

If you are running out of room in your bathroom to store another skin care product press 6, and we will show you how you can make a larger, more efficient bathroom using tiny bottles and Sephora samples.

Have you just read an article about an insanely wealthy celebrity that looks great for her age? If so, click here to go.

Apply a sheet mask to your face if you’re facing a difficult life situation. Wait for at least 70% of the problem solved.

If someone in your office says that you look tired, even though you have done your skincare routine well and slept well, press 7. We’ll offer some creative suggestions for the future.

Maybe it’s time for a walk after you have watched hundreds of YouTube skincare tutorials or stared at the mirror long enough that you can map the surface with your memory.

The answer to your question about the best order to use cleansers and toners, creams, serums or creams, moisturizers spot treatments, oils, oil, and masks is that no one knows.

Ok, somebody does. Press 8.

Press 8. (You too, babies.)

You can always get a fresh head by staying on the line.

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